Nostalgia For Past Pillows

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

The Brothers Grime

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Hipsters"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Hay Rides $10

'Bring out yer books!'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."