Nostalgia For Teen Years Pillows

The Brothers Grime

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

He wanted a different one.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

The Music Box

Fade to black...

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Cary Grant

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Sliding Down the Banister

Robert Mitchum

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"They grow up so quickly."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"He's our new trend-spotter?"