Nostalgia For Teen Years Gifts

The Brothers Grime

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

The Music Box

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Fade to black...

Sliding Down the Banister

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

Harcourt's Defeat in 1895 Election

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

"They grow up so quickly."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"