Nostalgic Kid-at-heart Gifts

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Brothers Grime

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Werewolves of London..."

Balloon Kids

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Fade to black...

The Music Box

"Cool, jigsaw box!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

Benjamin Bunny re-writes Beatrix Potter

Creepy Camp Stories.

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'You take that back! My mom is too a virgin.'

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

Flava Superba

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."