Nostalgic At Heart Gifts

"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"

Digital FM - "I miss the old hiss and crackle!"

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

'I'm glad I'm past the adorable stage. That was a lot of pressure!'

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

We arrive unexpected at Mr. Peggotty's fireside

"I have to get into teletubbies...it's all people at university ever talk about."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

No assembly required.

"The record player is skipping again."

"It's sad how people don't take real photos anymore."

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I made you a mixtape."

'Bring out yer books!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"