Nostalgic Gifts

"Delete that."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"When we were kids, I used to play with soldiers and you played with dolls, now it's the other way round."

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Before the Internet

"Hipsters"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

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