Nostalgic Thoughts Gifts

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'Bring out yer books!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Hipsters"

Elvis Presley

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Hay Rides $10

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Those Were The Days

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"