Nostalgic Ponderer Gifts

"As a young man, I had many questions about love. I think I have the answers now, except for a few that are still pending in the courts."

"Tia Carmen, I'm worried about Baldo. It seems his main worry is being rich. When I was a teenager, my main worry was girls!"

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Those Were The Days

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Letter Collecting Nerd

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Ballon escapee

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Lost Diary'

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Print Suicide

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

The end of innocence

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

An Appreciation

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Gene Tierney caricature

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

A. A. Milne

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Lawrence of Suburbia