Nostalgic Daydreamer Gifts

Private Phone Calls

Everyone remembers a good teacher.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Hot Air Balloon

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

First love.

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

Kissing couple melt the snow

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

The end of innocence

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

An Appreciation

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

Old Man Journal

A. A. Milne

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Gene Tierney caricature

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'