Nostalgic Daydreamer Pillows

Private Phone Calls

Everyone remembers a good teacher.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Hot Air Balloon

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

First love.

How Grandma Sees the Remote

Kissing couple melt the snow

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

The end of innocence

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

An Appreciation

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Old Man Journal

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Gene Tierney caricature

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

A. A. Milne

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.