Nostalgic Daydreamers Pillows

Necessary glasses

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

The end of innocence

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Gene Tierney caricature

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"The record player is skipping again."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

A. A. Milne

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."