Nostalgia Dreamer Pillows

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I wish I was born 100 years ago - there would have been less history to learn..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."