Nostalgia Dreamer Gifts

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"I wish I was born 100 years ago - there would have been less history to learn..."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Louis Armstrong

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Before the Internet

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"