Nostalgic Dreamer Gifts

Lawrence of Suburbia

"Ah, to be young again."

'And then Dorothy remembered she was colorblind'

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

'Hello, Mom. Remember dressing me on my first day of school? Could you run me through that again?'

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

'This call may be monitored for quality assurance.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

James couldn't figure out why Superman never got teased.

The end of innocence

"Remember when it used to be all trees? Now look at it. Nests everywhere."

"Thanks... I'll call you sometime."

"Yes, my nose did guide Santa's sleigh on that foggy night, but more significantly, it was great for reading under the blankets at night when I was young!"

'We all make mistakes, Honey. That's why pencils have erasers.'

"Ashes to ashes, stardust to stardust..."

'Remember when we used to play leapfrog?'

Analog Alzheimer - Digital Dementia

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

'When I think of all the homework my dog ate, I can hardly believe that I'm sitting at this desk.'

Actually I was hoping to meet a knight in shining armour.

'Of course I don't mind you going out to fulfil a boyhood dream, Joe. Just as long as it doesn't involve Dolly Parton.'

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

'The grass may be greener on the other side but I'm danged if we could ever climb the fence, Alf!'

Ex-hippie-now-staunch-Republican Herb Miller's freak flag keeps on flying, much to his chagrin.

"All those movie stars in the olden days, puffing away, where are they now, young man?"

"Frank likes the Happy News show on the Nostalgia Channel. It plays fake news reels of the Good Old Days."

You can fly!

"I used to let down my hair. But since I've gone wireless, I just use all my old wires."

Gene Tierney caricature

"When I was about five, I pretended my teddy bear was my boyfriend. . . after the guys I've dated here, I think teddy was a better choice!"

"It went by so fast, I didn't have time to enjoy my days as a caterpillar."

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

"You don't scare me anymore, but you were a great bogeyman, Cucuy."

"My destination is always beyond the horizon, man....but nowadays I like to know it has a toilet..."

Attendance Has Dropped