Nostalgic Daydreamers T-Shirts

Necessary glasses

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man at desk has a desk tray labeled "In one ear,' and another labeled "Out the other."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"The meeting was canceled after an outbreak of contagious yawning!"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Remember the good old days when the research department consisted of some studious types with a stack of annual reports?'

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"I enjoy books a lot more now that I can consistently color inside the lines."

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'

The end of innocence

Gene Tierney caricature

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"The record player is skipping again."

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

A. A. Milne

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

Lawrence of Suburbia

'Someday, when our pre-frontal cortexes are fully developed, we'll look back on this and shake our heads.'

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

" 'And so the crack-whore princess and her pimp lived happily ever after. The end.' O.K., that's it. Lights out."

They all thought they'd be astronauts...instead they're all accountants.

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

When he was 16, Ed's dad gave him his choice between a car and a computer. Now he sits, busted down, far from the edge of the info superhighway!