Nostalgic Dreamers T-Shirts

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

Wonderland School. Principal. As usual, things are chaotic of the first day of school. Goldilocks has already switched desks twice. Some cafeteria equipment is missing. The dish ran away with the spoon. Cinderella was already looking at the lost and found looking for a shoe. And I just heard about a problem with Humpty Dumpty out on the playground. At least Peter Pan looks relaxed. Of course, he's been going to this school for decades.

Regrets? Heck yeah, I got regrets … The little engine that coulda, woulda, shoulda.

There comes a time when every horse girl... becomes a horse woman.

"There are no real Princes left in the world"

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life's been a bitter disappointment."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I made you a mixtape."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."