Nostalgic Dreamers T-Shirts

'No, that's my photo above the caption: 'Student most likely to succeed'.'

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"This is the house I'm growing up in."

There comes a time when every horse girl... becomes a horse woman.

"There are no real Princes left in the world"

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"Yeah yeah, you went to Oz when you were a little girl and the rest of your life's been a bitter disappointment."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!