Nostalgic Souls Gifts

'How refreshing.'

'This trouble causer, wants to pay with cash!'

'Sure, as a young man I had dreams: fame, adventure...paying off my student loans.'

Alan stood and pondered how his life might have been different...

"Do you remember (sneeze) when the only thing smoking gave you was lung cancer?"

"Hold on, I'm calling tech support."

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

'It's been forty years, Wendell -- Annette Funicello is NOT going to answer your letter!'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Caution - Grandparents Spoiling Grandchildren.

Father and son at model village are dismayed to see workman removing the pub and Post Office.

24 hour film processing - "Don't worry Cinderella, one day your prints will come."

The Holidays Are Just Not The Same Since This Pandemic

'I know you can't 'Turn the clock back', but you have to rewind it occasionally!'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"I my day we used real scotch."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

To put your right foot in, press 5...to take it out, press 6... to put...

"Technology isn't so fancy. When I was a girl, we had something like a 24-hour weather channel, too!"

"When I was young, my mother washed our clothes in a tub of water. Stains were simple back then."

Gym Paperboy.

"I'll just put this here for now."

A Charlie Brown Bris.

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Don't you just love them when they're that age?"

‘Sat too close to the TV;’ ‘Stared at the Sun For an Hour,’ ‘Put Out My Eye With a BB Gun.’

"Do you have a phone that doesn't do too much?"

Nation of Has-Beens (and Never-Will-Bes)

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

"This is Billy. He's an old washout."

'Mom! Our clock is losing time.'

Aging together

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Hiding then... Hiding now..."