Nostalgic Hearts Gifts

'We'll always have plaster of Paris.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"You know you're getting old when..."

I love you.

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"We haven't danced in ages."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Green Balloon

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"The record player is skipping again."

Remembering His Marbles

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

Aging together

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"