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'We'll always have plaster of Paris.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

I love you.

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

"We used to entertain a great deal."

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

'Economic indicators are down, but cheer up! The history revisionists will turn this into 'the good old days'...'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Green Balloon

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"The record player is skipping again."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Aging together

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Remembering His Marbles

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'