Nostalgic Heart Gifts

Sign Above Toilet Reads 'In Memory of 'Spike'...'

'Yeah, that's me. But, that was taken way back, when I was a kid!'

"I think I found the perfect guy. He makes me smile when I'm down."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Before the Internet

Hay Rides $10

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Hipsters"

Elvis Presley

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

Those Were The Days

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."