Nostalgic Romantic Gifts

Say Nothing

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Harlan is so old-fashioned! He proposed by e-mail instead of text or tweet."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Elvis Presley

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"I made you a mixtape."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Grandma's caf

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."