Nostalgic Romantic Pillows

Say Nothing

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Harlan is so old-fashioned! He proposed by e-mail instead of text or tweet."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Grandma's caf

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

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