Romantic Nostalgic Gifts

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Love Conquers All

Diamond outfits

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"You're solemates!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Missing You.

Ostriches making out

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Get a tomb!"

"I think we've had too much Wine. The cork-screw is surrendering."