Nostalgic For Simpler Times Gifts

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"The record player is skipping again."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

'If I'd know how much a pint was going to cost at this time of life, I'd have misspent my youth for a lot longer.'

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"Every time my grandma comes over she squeezes my cheek...I think that's what they call the old age pinchin'!"