Nostalgic For Simpler Times T-Shirts

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

"Every time my grandma comes over she squeezes my cheek...I think that's what they call the old age pinchin'!"

Elderly couple

'Boy, that brings back memories.'