Nostalgic For The 80s T-Shirts

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

George Michael

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Madonna.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Thatcher's child

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

'Not the Adam Ant!'

"I'm starting to look old."

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'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

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'I'm glad I'm past the adorable stage. That was a lot of pressure!'

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

Legend has it that John Dillinger and his cronies would often hide out in small Indiana lake towns, trying to blend in with the locals.

Hits Of The 80s: Remastered by the health and safety department.