Nostalgic For The 80s Gifts

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Thatcher's child

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"I'm starting to look old."

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"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

'I'm glad I'm past the adorable stage. That was a lot of pressure!'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

'This is my original eighties designer stubble.'

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'