Nostalgic 80s Fan Gifts

Thatcher's child

George Michael

King with the boom box.

How hit songs get their names

Madonna

Madonna.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

The Cash Pointer Sisters

"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

Liam Gallagher

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

"That bluish layer there is an accumulation of denim jackets from the Eightiezoic Era."

Time Travel Agency: Book a trip to the 80's and get a free pair of parachute pants!

'Dawson, quick, give me a tune. I've got 'Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves' stuck in my head.'

Making fun of the excessive use of sequels in film.

80s Parenting Starter Pack

Hits Of The 80s: Remastered by the health and safety department.

Laundry in the 80's.

Where we were young, back in the 80s, we wore fluorescent clothing. See, I told you these guys were neon-derthals!

In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh) Those were the days. Is it working?

"What padding?"

It's a great idea Movember, but it never would have worked in the 80s.

"While you were out, Stevie Wonder just called to say he loves you."

A very,very,very funny cartoon if read in 1985: 'I got my neon shoelaces caught in my Rubik's Cube and it took me an hour and a half to tie my shoes!'

'Since I stopped using the chalk board in favor of the overhead projector, there have been no eraser fights.'

Phil Collins

"Boss, last night I Netflixed an episode of 'Undercover Boss' from 1982. Was that you in it?" "I will neither confirm nor deny that. But I will say this..." "...if a little kid thinks catching the chicken pox is a good excuse for showing up five minutes late to squeeze lemons at a successful lemonade stand, that little kid deserves to get fired..." "...and blacklisted from the entire tri-state lemonade stand industry." "Very bad man."

The Dukakis Surge Finally reaches Tahiti

"His endorsement could win you the youth vote and the cat-eater vote."