Nostalgic For The 90s Gifts

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Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Jarvis Cocker

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"The record player is skipping again."

'I miss the 90s. The good old days of hostile takeovers.'

Geri Halliwell.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Kurt Cobain

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Courtney Love

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

Pumpkin Spice Girls

Rejected Spice Girls.

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Matthew Perry.

"I've had it with the nineties!"

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"I'm starting to look old."

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"He's pretty depressed - Ginger Spice was his favorite."

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

No assembly required.

'Romeo and Julient 1990's, hi,Dean...yo,Sharon'

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

'I'm glad I'm past the adorable stage. That was a lot of pressure!'

1998: A Look Back - January & February

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

'Joy, do me a favor. . . call my pager number. . . I wanna make sure it works. Wait 'til I go into the living room.'

"Were you just humming the Spice Girls?"

Waiting for Godot, Summer of '96; They Do Not Move.

I found the most amazing Youtube show. It's about an angel who helps people. Oh yeah? Yeah. And he drives around with some burly guy with a big beard. They wear '80s clothes and don't have any special effects. It's a perfect period show. Wait … are you talking about "Highway to Heaven"? That's not a period show, that was made in the '80s. Even you have to know that. Thanks for ruining it for me.