1980s Nostalgia T-Shirts

"When your profile said you're an eighties-type guy. . . naturally I thought you were referring to the decade!"

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Flava Superba

'It's tough doing what's right when you see what's left.'

'My first tattoo...'

''To listen to the sea, press 1...'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Musical Chairs: Because kids don't already have a hard time fitting in.

"Yes, I can see where being Wendy's invisible friend all those years, and then her growing up could cause separation anxiety."

Thatcher's child

"I've had it with the nineties!"

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'Creative right?'

The architect speaks: '...I went back to my roots...this house is based on a drawing I did when I was six.'

"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

"He's my enabler."

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

As monsters under the bed go, Bill was a nice guy.

"It's a children's book, with lots and lots of interesting recipes."

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Two boys talking about their mother's new baby