Nostalgic For City Life Gifts

Out-of-Towner

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

No assembly required.

Since he started working from home he's decided he misses commuting.

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

Top Trolls

"I'm starting to look old."

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

'I'm glad I'm past the adorable stage. That was a lot of pressure!'

'Don't worry about communications being offline ... we kept on Old Stoney from the Pony Express.'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"He really misses the city."

'Then on the matter of the new company cars, that's four ayes, and one 'I had to ride the drafty old streetcar to work when I was young'.'

Gin Lane.

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Sell all my stocks and buy lots of old comic books instead!"

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"We were a once proud nation of shopkeepers!"

"I just want to meet an old fashioned woman who still believes in using fax machines."

"I preferred their old look."

'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'

Boy doesn't want a kiss from his aunt

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'