Nostalgic Hipster Gifts

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

"I must be getting old. I've forgotten why I came down the stairs."

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"We need to complain to Earth's tech leaders about going wireless."

"I miss Nixon."

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

'Go ahead -- pull Oog's finger!'

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

'Check it out, honey...some of my wedding clothes still fit!'

"I'm starting to look old."

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

"Sure, I wanted my hair back, but not my seventies hair."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

"Come one, Hon – all kinds of men have facial hair these days!"

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"My wife is recording everything the kids do until they leave for college. Then I'll binge-watch them grow up."

"I've had a ponytail since 1968!"

The Language of Animals

'This shirt was great back in high school and it's even better today!!!'

"And it was here that we reached peak beard."

"We've kicked all our bad habits. Now what do we do for fun?"

Boy unhappy about having to wear children's clothes

"I told my parents you're a lumberjack."