Nostalgic Hippies Gifts

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"I made you a mixtape."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Inside One's Memory Bank

Old rocker.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

Grandma's caf

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"It's probably just seasonal."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'