Nostalgia Nerds Gifts

Inside One's Memory Bank

"It's not that we had more fun before we got married --- it's just that now we're having a different kind of fun."

'I told you. . . H not S!'

1990's themed restaurant - 'Twizzlers'.

"If this is the new normal can we go back to the old one?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley