Nostalgia Geek Gifts

"In my day we had party lines where people could listen in on your conversations without you knowing it."

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Early Colour TV

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Snoopy with Laptop

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Bring out yer books!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'