Nostalgia Geek Gifts

"In my day we had party lines where people could listen in on your conversations without you knowing it."

Grandma reflected in sunglasses

'Number two - can you say: 'Screw the milk and cookies...where's the VCR?' In a cheerful, jolly voice?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'Bring out yer books!'

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Early Colour TV

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Inside One's Memory Bank

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"It's probably just seasonal."

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'