Nostalgic Rocker Gifts

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

Old Headbangers

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

"We do not slam doors in this house, young lady, and we never say things like 'John Bonham is overrated'!"

Rock and Roll

'Technology eh! Its not the same as the old value telly in the pool trick.'

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

Old rocker.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

Rock n'roll.

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

"Greatest Band?"

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

"This is as romantic as when we were young and newly married, don't you think?"

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"Ah, the innocence of youth. Enjoy it while it lasts."

Keith Richards

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

Mexico is struck by Beatlemania