Nostalgic Rocker Gifts

An elderly group of bandmates make up the bankd geriatrica.

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

"A reunion tour sounds good. Assuming we can afford the extra bus to haul your medication."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Led Zeppelin Gig: 'Do you remember when the only drugs we took were dope and Jack Daniels?'

'Here's a song about a girl that seemed a lot less creepy when we wrote it 34 years ago.'

'I remember Rod when he used to strike footballs into the crowd!'

Old Headbangers

"Lenny's right. Calling it 'an opportunity to reach a new generation of listeners' has a better ring to it than 'total sellout'."

"I said me and the boys are getting the band back together, are you in?"

"We do not slam doors in this house, young lady, and we never say things like 'John Bonham is overrated'!"

Rock and Roll

ZZZZZZZ Top

'Technology eh! Its not the same as the old value telly in the pool trick.'

We love the Rolling Stones...

"And to think I fought the punk wars for this!!"

Old rocker.

Liam Gallagher.

"You know you're getting old when..."

Ringo releases his latest record.

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

Rock n'roll.

'Shoot, son, if you work real hard and stick to it, I reckon you can grow up to impersonate anyone you want.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixon..."

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Coot. How many times has he said that?"

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!