Nostalgic Crooner Gifts

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

ZZZZZZZ Top

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

The end of innocence

A. A. Milne

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

'When I grow up, Grandpa, I want to be just like you...retired!'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Gene Tierney caricature

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Every time I get a postcard from your brother, I regret that I carved him out of driftwood.

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Old Man Journal

Lawrence of Suburbia

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

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