Romantic Crooner Gifts

Too Popular By Half.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Bashful in Nashville

"I always thought love made the world go round."

'Silly me, I brought the wrong book -- You two just swore an oath of celibacy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Festive squad

'Here goes the second bottle of champagne... I think it would be fair of You to tell me what are my chances so I know whether to order another bottle or not...'

'My next song is a little ditty about why I don't have any references,'

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

Music from the moon.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

"O.K., I'm off to do some running and off-key singing."

Rhinestone Accountant

Dolly Parton

Cell Partners

Social butterfly

Ed's super-romantic but he's always a police detective. He calls our love 'consensual identity theft.'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

"Let's face it, Tom. A society that's paying its Frank Sinatras and Johnny Carsons more than its yous and mes is out of whack."

Banjo Player

"That's the man, Officer. That's Mr. Right!"

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."