Romantic Rocker Gifts

Kissing bench with rockers

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Rock and Roll

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Ringo releases his latest record.

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'You're always living in the past.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Face Mask Romance

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Wordplay: Mandate - Escort Agency.

'Oh, the amenity!'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

How's my Jiving?

Heart-shaped guitar

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'-but I keep telling you-these things take time...'

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

'I do - allowing for a 50 margin of error...'

"That's the worst pickup line I've ever heard!"

We love the Rolling Stones...