Fantasy Rocker Gifts

Meat Loaf

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

Elvis Presley

Punk Reindeer

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Steve Howe.

Rock and Roll

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Ringo releases his latest record.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

An amplified harp

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Lord of the Strings.

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

Pink Floyd.

'Is that you, Take That?'

We love the Rolling Stones...

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"