Fantasy Rocker Pillows

Meat Loaf

Punk Reindeer

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

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Rock and Roll

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Which one's mine?"

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

An amplified harp

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Forgotten Hits.' A punk sings, 'Septic Fields Forever.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

'Is that you, Take That?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

'His mother wants to know if you'll give him a haircut after you remove his tonsils.'

'Billy hit me with his air guitar!'

"How much do you want off the top?"