Rock Star Fantasizer Pillows

'Is that you, Take That?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Elvis Presley

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Steve Howe.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Plymouth Rock

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'Let's rock!'

Tony Iommi

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Pink Floyd.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Django.

Rocking Panda

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.