Rock Star Fantasizer Pillows

'Is that you, Take That?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Rocking Panda

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."