Rock Star Dreams Pillows

Photocopiers Jamming.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"Elvis has left the building site."

Jon Roy Anderson

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rocking Witches.

Elvis Presley

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Steve Howe.

Jeff Beck.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Plymouth Rock

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Lou Reed

Guitar Hero.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Elton John'