Revolutionary Rocker Pillows

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Liam Gallagher.

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

Ringo releases his latest record.

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

An amplified harp

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Joan Jett

"His goal is to outlive rock and roll!"

How's my Jiving?

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Nick Cave.

Lou Reed

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Rock n'roll.

Double Bass.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Meat Loaf

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Oldies Band.

"I heard they got back together."

In bed forty years ago, John & I sang 'Give Peace a Chance'. I'm still waiting.

Ronnie Wood

Band called ALL SORTS REALLY: 'This way, whenever someone is asked what music they like, we get a free plug.'

"Sorry, but the show is over. We smashed too many guitars and ran out."

Ritchie Blackmore.

Man playing a guitar with boxing gloves.

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