Spiritual Rocker Pillows

Guitarist.

Pope Tour

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

ZZZZZZZ Top

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

An amplified harp

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Golly, is it that time already?'

Om and Ommer

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

Eucharist

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Zen Kitten