Religion Rockers Pillows

"I hear we went platinum."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"'Thou shalt give good discounts'? That's a commandment?"

"And in the beginning Mary begat a little lamb"

Monkey's Ejected from the Garden of Eden

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"This is a beta test, right?"

'Is it organic?'

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"And Adam and Eve saw that they were naked, and they were ashamed."

'It's a popular misconception, but in fact, it's always been 'cod'.'

'Now that they've got a new Pope, there aren't any openings for old guys.'

'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'

'Thou shalt not covet a parking space.'

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Alcoholics drink alone... or with others!

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'The church offering was really down this week, we received three I.O.U.'s.'

'Jesus? Jesus who?'