Literary Rocker Pillows

Eddy looked worriedly out of the window. If his heavy metal friends saw him, his credibility would be lost for ever."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

Elvis Presley

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Old rocker.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Punk Reindeer

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Liam Gallagher.

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Rock and Roll

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Kultural K9's.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Which one's mine?"

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art though, Romeo? Seriously, wherefore art thou? Shakespeare in the Dark.

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?