Literary Rocker Pillows

Eddy looked worriedly out of the window. If his heavy metal friends saw him, his credibility would be lost for ever."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Old rocker.

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

Punk Reindeer

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Kultural K9's.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Rock and Roll

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Tolstoy and Dostoevsky plan a collaboration - 'War and Punishment'... it'll make us a bundle.

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Earl suspends his disbelief.

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Which one's mine?"

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"