Classical Rocker Pillows

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."

Lennon and McCartney.

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Liam Gallagher.

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Mark Knopfler.

Rock and Roll

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Ringo releases his latest record.

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Ringo Starr

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Joe Henry

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Ray Davies

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

An amplified harp

Neil Young

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Old songs made new

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Christine McVie