Spiritual Rocker Mugs

Guitarist.

Pope Tour

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Rock and Roll

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

All we have in life is this moment...

'Have you been working out?'

An amplified harp

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'Golly, is it that time already?'

"Can you get that down to 140 characters?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

Eucharist

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

And the Lord said: 'I created the universe. What on earth makes you think I'll be impressed by a dead goat?'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Zen Kitten

'Let us now turn to the Gospel According to St. Matthew for today's sob story.'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'