Divine Rocker Pillows

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

The Adventures of God

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

An amplified harp

Newton's cradle

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Jesus wept

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

"Doesn't anybody play the harp anymore?"

"I'm thinking seven days and I'll do it in real time."

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

Meat Loaf

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Entropy already? You just made it.'

"If I were a carpenter"

"No air guitar"

"Wow. Tough cloud."

'Might have a bit of a tinker with gravity . . .'

'It's For You.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

"Hang on Gary, I think our Tracy's having an Epiphany!"

"No, of course you can't appeal the decision. We don't have any lawyers up here."

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

"That's just so God."

Uh-Oh...

'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'

God chalks up his pool cue.

Band aid

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

"I'm kind of considered the Jimmy Page of the clarinet world."